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Bekalan air mentah Pahang ke Selangor

YAB Dato' Sri Haji Adnan Bin Haji Yaakob, Menteri Besar Pahang bersedia merundingkan semula terma dan syarat bekalan air mentah ke Selangor. Namun beliau belum lagi berjumpa dengan Menteri Besar Selangor YAB Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim. Bagi pihak Pahang, segala terma dan syarat perjanjian yang ditandatangani dengan kerajaan Selangor dibawah BN dahulu masih sanggup di patuhi. Kalau Selangor dibawah Pakatan Rakyat sekarang mahu mengkaji semula terma-terma pun boleh. Pahang masih boleh berunding. Begitu lah gentlemannya Pahang dibawah pimpinan YAB Dato' Sri Adnan. Teringat saya satu pantun yang selalu disebut oleh Jenderal Talib dari Temerloh. Sungai Pahang airnya deras, Sudahlah deras berliku-liku, Orang Pahang hatinya keras, Walau keras mudah tertipu! (Jenderal Talib bukan jenderal betul. Dia hanya seorang private dalam askar Force 136. Pangkat Jeneral tu diberi oleh Tun Razak secara suka-suka dan lekat sampai sekarang). Pantun itu direka semasa Pahang masih lagi menggunakan sung

Saiful - Are You Real?

I read today's NST page 6 titled "Hospital and doctor maybe hauled up over leaked report" It's not about the title, it's the part on the Pusrawi doctor "Dr Mohamed Osman, in the leaked report, allegedly found "zero active bleeding", "zero ulcer or pus", "zero tear and scar" in Mohd Saiful's anus. The report "advised" Mohd Saiful to go to a government hospital so as "to rule out" assault and sodomy." Well, well....they managed to read the doctor's handwriting. Saiful saw this Dr. Osman and Dr. Osman found NOTHING wrong with Saiful's asshole! I'm wondering why the word zero instead of NO. Why not NO active bleeding, NO ulcer or pus? Why zero? If you signal zero with your hand, it will look like a hole? Will penetration of the asshole with the penis necessarily end up with bleeding, ulcer, pus, tear or scar? If that be the case, will people still do it? Does that mean NO SODOMY? Su

Ezam vs Anwar (Bye Election)

What the hell is wrong with this Ezam? He joined (rejoined) UMNO to be a candidate in a bye- election? Dia ingat dia boleh jadi calon kat mana2 saja? Nak jadi calon payung terjun? Siapa dia yang nak menawarkan diri ni? Apa keistimewaan Ezam !? Bodohlah orang UMNO kalau membenarkan Ezam untuk bertanding melawan Anwar Ibrahim. Nak ikut kemana saja Anwar bertanding. Kalau dia menang dia jadi hero. Kalau dia kalah pun dia akan kata dia berkorban untuk UMNO. Budak ini memang pandai cari kesempatan! Ezam ini anak didik Anwar. Orang Melayu kalau ada anak didik, dia tidak ajar habis semua ilmunya. Macam guru silat. Kalau semua ilmu diajar - melawan tauke lah jadinya. Ezam ini konon nak lawan tauke? Ezam bukan tandingan Anwar. Ezam hanya boleh ikut cara anwar bercakap. Cara buka tutup mulut semasa bercakap. Memang sama sebijik-sebijik macam Anwar. Mintak-mintak dia tak ikut cara dan benda lain yang Anwar suka. Kalau itu lah yang Ezam hendak bila masuk UMNO - nak lawan bekas boss dia. Ezam....e

The UMNO Constitution...You expect the Ketua Cawangan to know?

Read the papers today. Tengku Adnan the Sec.Gen of UMNO said, "Branches can't nominate leaders" in NST and in Berita Harian "Jangan buang masa kemuka calon tertinggi" The reason cited...not provided for in the UMNO Constitution! BULLSHIT! Let me quote Fasal 17.5.1 of the UMNO Constitution: Tugas-tugas Persidangan Cawangan adalah :- Membincangkan dasar parti untuk dikemukakan kepada mesyuarat Perwakilan Bahagian. Apakah yang dimaksudkan DASAR PARTI? Dasar parti sekarang ini adalah peralihan kuasa daripada Pak Lah kepada Dato Najib pada Jun 2010. Dasar parti juga mencadangkan supaya jawatan Presiden & Timbalan Presiden biarlah kekal kepada Pak Lah & Dato Najib supaya peralihan kuasa itu dapat dijalankan dengan lancar. Apakah salah Cawangan membincangkan hal itu? Apakah salah kalau cawangan itu setelah berbincang, mengambil pendirian yang bertentangan dengan dasar yang telah ditetapkan oleh parti? Apa salahnya kalau cawangan itu berpendirian bahawa mere

Perdana V6 Executive or Mercedes E200 Kompressor

Terengganu dah pakai Mercedes E200 buatan Pekan Pahang. Pahang masih lagi pakai Perdana V6. Sepatutnya Pahang lah mula pakai kereta Mercedes tu sebab dibuat di Pekan Pahang. Bila lagi nak promosi buatan tempatan hasil tangan orang Pekan setanding dengan orang German. Kenapa tak patut pilih Perdana V6? 1. Gearbox banyak masalah. Dalam "D" boleh tiba-tiba tukar "N". Bayangkan kalau sedang memotong kenderaan lain. Tiba-tiba tak ada gear, kereta depan pun sampai... 2. Tiada airbag. Bayangan bawa VIP penting Negeri. Kalau accident parah. Tak kan hendak pilihanraya kecil pulak. 3. Dari pengalaman, Perdana V6 memang seronok dipandu 2 tahun yang pertama. Lepas itu mulalah masalah sana sini. Mula lah gearbox buat hal. 4. Dalam bandar, Perdana V6 memang OK. Tapi kalau jalan luar bandar macam di Pahang, memang masalah. 2 tahun habis semua bergegar. 5. Jangan samakan Perdana V6 yang dipakai di Pahang dengan Melaka atau Perlis. 10 kali pusing Melaka dengan Perlis tak habis sep

The Kuantan MCA

Ti Lian Ker wrote Why Can't I Offer The Post of Deputy to YB Chang? Chang Hong Seong came in with I'M GOIN FOR MCA KUANTAN NO.1 POST ! This is going to be interesting. Never before any prelude to contesting a post either in UMNO or MCA or MIC, it begins with a blog-posting! Ti Lian Ker is the incumbent Kuantan MCA . Chang is the new ADUN for Teruntum replacing Ti in the last GE. Both are in their 40's and much younger then me. As abang , I will be watching the match live in the comfort of my office. I can only pray both of them well, may God bless them both. Politic is basically about numbers. Majority is the key word in all form of democracies. To be the winner in any democratic process, we need the bigger number on our side. But I have also heard that one (1) is majority when there is only one (1)! Have a pleasant journey to both!

Cakap tak serupa bikin

Dua tiga hari lepas jumpa seorang kawan lama. Dia punya puji Mahathir sikit punya baik. Puji Adnan Yaakob bagus lah, berani lah macam2. Tiba2 Anwar datang Kg Razali Kuantan, umum dia keluar UMNO masuk PKR pulak! Cakap tak serupa bikin. Anwar kata KALAU dia perintah hari ini, esok minyak turun 50 sen. Ini masa debat dengan Shabery Cheek. Dulu sebelum PRU 12 dia kata benda yang sama. Tapi dulu minyak belum naik harga. Cakap tak serupa bikin. Cakap pasal KALAU ni siapa pun boleh. Kalau nenek kita tak kawin dulu, dia masih anak dara la...apa punya bodoh daaa! Parti Anwar ni kan memerintah di Selangor! Nak turun harga air (nak bagi air percuma) pun punya lah sakit....cakap tak serupa bikin. Banyak lagi benda yang dia orang ni janji....satu benda pun tak buat lagi. Cakap tak serupa bikin. Bro, buat janji dengan betul-betul buat tak sama bro! Cakap tak serupa bikin. Sekarang semua orang nak tau, dia betul2 buat ke tak......tu...yang dengan Saiful tu. Kalau bicara nanti, kalau mahkamah lepaska

Innocent Until Proven Guilty - Not Guilty but Not Innocent?

What actually does it mean? In the eyes of the Court a person brought to Court to be charged is presumed to be innocent. Thus he or she, Tom, Dick or Harry or the ex TPM with followers from all over the world (former DPM and one of world's influential leaders (with great followers in this country across age,race, class and religion as one blogger puts it), shall be treated as such in the eyes of the Court until the end of the trial whereupon he or she shall be pronounced as guilty or not guilty as charged. It is not for us to say whether he or she is guilty or not guilty. The Police being the institution entrusted to carry out the investigation of criminal cases, might have all the necessary evidence to be produced in Court. If the Police fail to do so, the person accused will be declared not guilty. But he or she might not necessarily be innocent! Similarly with arresting a person. The Police have all the authority to arrest any suspect when the Police have reasonable groun

Arrested, Questioned, Released on Police Bail.

Heard about Anwar Ibrahim been arrested yesterday. Can't really say whether he was arrested on allegation of sodomy or for failing to present himself at IPK KL. From experience as a Magistrate in the 80's, it can't be for both. Police had investigated the allegation & the police report lodged by Saiful Bukhari and upon having reason to believe that an offence have been committed by the suspect, police have all the authority to arrest. Sodomy is an arrestable offence. For not showing up at the IPK KL, I don't think it is an arrestable offence. Can't find it under the Criminal Procedure Code ( CPC ). In the first place why was Anwar given the special treatment of an appointment with the police when he is a suspect? If it's you or me, the police will just come charging looking for you at the slightest of sight! The police will not set an appointment for you to present yourself at that Balai . Come on lah Anwar , be grateful that the police is still gi

Either U are POWERFUL or a BLOODY FOOL!

Oh my God.....I hate to say this! Anwar won hands down! Yes...I mean the debate with Shabery Cheek! First, Anwar was allowed to make an ANNOUNCEMENT not an opening statement. He announced that he will turun harga minyak by 50 sen. From RM2.70 now to just RM2.20. That is equal to saying the increase in price of petrol from the previous RM1.92 was ok but just at 28 sen, please. From RM1.92 to RM2.20. Will the rakyat percaya? Yes, definitely! How is he going to do it? Get RM5 billion from the IPPs & other extravagant profit making companies. Anwar is sparing Petronas from further contributions to the Government and he said Pakatan Rakyat is not against Petronas but the BN Government. He continued by saying if the BN MPs don't understand that "...problem kita ni!" Next come the stupid idiotic question from one Nordin Kadri. He was not asking question but giving stupid idiotic unnecessary statement. The best part he did not know that when they debate about FUEL it inclu

Can BN grow healthier? With or without U lah!

(1) To all my friends yang rasa diri mereka telah terpinggir selepas PRU 12. Ketua Bahagian yang tidak dicalonkan semula. EXCO yang tak jadi EXCO lagi. YB yang bukan YB lagi. Dan kepada yang akan kalah atau tidak bertanding dalam pemilihan UMNO, MIC & MCA kali ini. (2) BN need penjenamaan semula or call it what ever u like. Rebranding, reinvent or whatever Re... BN and all its component parties need to change. Thats it...CHANGE! Stop apple polishing, lip service, ampu, bodek and the yes man attitude. (3) It takes a great man to say NO! Saying YES is much easier than saying NO cos when u say NO u can be construed as rude, sombong, snobbish & the likes. Say YES u will be seen as cultured, well mannered, bersopan santun, berbudi bahasa & this & that & so forth. (4) Been a member of an organisation we are bound by rules & regulations, ethics & discipline. Be it a member of a political party or a golf or bowling clubs, we are all bound by their principles &

Tips on how to change your lifestyle.

SOUND LIKE A JOKE BUT THINK ABOUT IT! TALKING ABOUT CHANGING LIFESTYLE - we have to see how to change lifestyle for various categories of RAKYAT : SUPER RICH (very small percentage)- no need to change life style RICH - cut some overseas shopping trips (5 trips per month to 3 trips per month) QUITE RICH (Income RM15,000 -RM20,000 per month)- change car from 4000cc + to 3,000 cc +. Cut down on some high teas at 5 star hotels MIDDLE UPPER INCOME GROUP (monthly income RM6,000 -RM14,000)-Change car from 3000cc to 2500 cc. Cut down some dining out. MIDDLE LOWER INCOME GROUP (RM4,000 -RM6000). Cut Astro subscription. Cut golf & gym memberships - Send back Indon maid (can't afford to pay salary anymore) LOW UPPER INCOME GROUP ( RM3,000 -RM4,000). Cut Astro subscription. Replace airconds with ceiling fans. Eat lower grade rice LOWER MIDDLE INCOME (RM2,000 -RM3,000). Cut Astro. Use fans. Switch off light by 11p.m. Sell off car, buy motorbike LOWER LOWER INCOME (RM1,000

The sepak terajang of politics

Yesterday I got this very cheeky sms . " Ingatkan bulan 10 rupanya 2010" I was wondering what it mean. Now I realise. It was the announcement made by Pak Lah . He will hand over power as President of UMNO & BN to Dato ' Sri Najib . The sms sender was expecting it to happen in bulan 10 this year. He was surprised that it will happen in 2010 June! 23 more months is long time bro! Anything can happen. That's what I heard in the lift to the office this morning. "Some have expressed concern that if the duration is that long, the situation will not become more convincing" That's what Tan Sri Mahyuddin said as reported in the The Star today. "Its improper for Abdullah to hand over any post as it is an elected post" says Tengku Li. Oh yes, 23 months is very long. A child can be born. Mungkin 2 anak pun boleh lahir dalam masa itu . Kalau kerja kuat ! Dato ' Sri Najib was quoted as saying "It's not an easy m

If I am Anwar Ibrahim

What will I do if I am Anwar Ibrahim? My wife & daughter are already MPs . I had been the TPM of Malaysia once before. No other way but I must be the PM of Malaysia and I want it fast. NOW. I know not many people want me to be PM. They say I am involved with sodomy, liwat , main bontot and all sorts of other names. I was charged before. Some 10 years ago. I was acquitted but the grounds of judgment written by the Judges don't really suits me. I must find ways to get the rakyat to really see me as not at all involved in any of the liwat activities. I got this joker Saiful . His police report will not get me. I did not liwat him. So, no evidence nothing. How could they say I main bontot . No!, Saiful made a false police report. I will be free of any blame. I am not the descendant of Lut . I am not a sodomite. I will say that there is conspiracy. No!, its my own conspiracy. I can be PM of Malaysia. Are you kidding?

Gut Feelings

In Islam sodomy or liwat (Anal sex) is forbidden whether done with a man or a woman. In the case of the police report against Anwar Ibrahim, the alleged sodomy was with a man named Saiful . 10 years ago in 1998, Anwar Ibrahim (the Accused) was charged for sodomy too but was subsequently acquitted by the highest court of the country. Nevertheless the acquittal was based on technical grounds. Not on the ground that the act of sodomy did not happen. All the judges from the High Court, The Court of Appeal and the Federal Court agreed that there was sodomy but could not convict the accused on technical grounds. The accused is no ordinary person. He inspire to be the next Prime Minister of Malaysia. Can the Malaysian public accept a Prime Minister who is involved with sodomy or liwat . No, not Malaysians as a whole, I guess. Liwat or sodomy is still a crime in Malaysia. If you are involved, you are like an animal or a human with bestiality tendencies. Some how or rather, I have the gut